One of the most awesome unexpected side effects of being an outspoken writer who talks about all kinds of taboo topics is seeing the google terms that lead people to my site. Enjoy.
“yoga ass”
“fairy dust”
“slut angie salinas” (you naughty girl!)
“kimberly guilfoyle botox” (um, duh)
“carnival costume dildo” (sounds tricky)
“poopy fun sex” (not for the faint)
“what type of lice is on a mink” (no lice is good lice)
“mom get me burger king”
“old groupies” (But I have never posted about Heather Locklear!)
“diaper lady” (otherwise known as me?)
“dildo costume” (seriously, what is up with people googling dildos?)
“i dress less conservatively in my 30′s than 20′s” (someone needs to teach this slutty whore how to narrow down her search terms)
“slutty facebook pictures”
“shauna sand feet” (really though?)
“what happened to pinterest” (pinterest did)
“We live in a society where we shun nuns and congradulate sluts” (Also we shun people who can’t spell “congratulate”.)
“dildo on a yoga ball” (…)
Ridiculous Google Terms That Have Led People To This Site