This is going to sound really weird, especially since people normally join gyms in order to escape parental responsibilities during work outs.

Today I did a whole slew of strength and endurance work, and I did it all while taking care of two infants and three toddlers.

They fed me bananas during Fifer scissors, called my burpees “The Mommas” which made me feel extra special and important, and they even got down on the floor and did sit ups and crunches with me.

I think this work out gets logged under Things That are Improved With Perspective.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go rinse banana out of my hair.