So I noticed a few months ago that my site enjoys some pretty strange and hilarious google search terms. I have this menu up there ^ that lists the ridiculous terms by order of appearance, except the only way you can see it is to navigate to it, which I’m not sure many people do.

I would not want any of my friends to miss out on the hilarity that is some of the search terms I enjoy here at Salinas Seven, so in the spirit of giving, I’ve decided to include a weekly feature that will keep you keen in the knowledge of the fact that there are some crazy mofos on the Interwebz.

This week’s features:

“We live in a society that shuns nuns and congradulates sluts.” Lubbock, Texas, 17 minutes ago.
(I actually googled this, exactly as spelled, and got a whole bunch of Shiite Muslim website plugs. However, I know that the person who navigated here is American because, let’s be real: Only an American could murder “Congratulate” in such a way.)

“dildo on a yoga ball” Logan, Utah 22 hours ago
(I have no words for this. I just….yeah. I would like to inform whoever googled this that (a) there are easier ways. (b) You should probably clear your hard drive before you ever have any work done on your computer.)

“dildo fairy” 1 hour 15 mins ago
(Seriously, WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR INCESSANT NEED TO GOOGLE NOVELTY DILDOS?)

So, there it is. The inaugural Search Term Thursday, brought to you by crazy people.