As I was loading the dishwasher tonight, I found out exactly what is going to happen to me after I die.
After I perish in a nursing home and have been properly honored, Joshua is going to make a bid for my ashes. He is going to shed them in one of two ways:
(a) He will scatter them over Taylor Mountain on a fall day.
(b) He is going to use them as a smoke screen, “just like Batman” to deter his enemies in the battlefield of life. Watch out, future bad guys, ’cause in about 60 years, you might be washing me out of your orifices.
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Hilarious! I love Joshua! He is officially allowed to make a bid for my ashes if he uses them to thwart bad guys!!
I could have used Joshua 2 summers ago. Long story short- I had to hand carry my grandma (in her urn that I was so desperately trying to carry without calling any attention to in the airport) from New York to Oregon. Instead, the lovely security agent decided to use my grandma as a training test for a newer agent. Needless to say, I was ready to crawl under a rock by the time he was done. Oy! That was an experience. Would have been much easier if Joshua could have smoke screened them all with grandma so I could make it to my plane without all the extra attention!
You have just made my morning! Hahaha I can’t wait to tell Joshua this story! How humiliating, but I’m glad you got her ashes to their destination.